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The rainbow lettering keeps the first five instructions bright enough that the sixth lands even harder. It is not a lifestyle plan, but as a summary of certain weekends, it has demonstrated impressive accuracy. Hydrate somewhere between items five and six.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe black, white, grey and red raglan combinations give the rainbow list a retro party frame for adult queer nightlife, Pride after dark, festivals, house parties or brunch with friends who already know your sense of humour. “Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass” is a shameless choice for somebody who believes a good life requires both joy and very specific extracurriculars.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe list is not medical advice, relationship advice or a schedule. 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